my early days as a writer pt 2

Ok... somy previous entry has the emo story right? here's the hilarious one.

Note: I was crazy about anime and I still am. But now, i guess i rather create stories which i can find to write in my own style. Sooo... bear in mind, this is my early writing hobby days and i really love them.

-When your friend likes yr fiend-

Ian had been acting weird for two days and I decided to confront him before I go crazy trying to guess what in the el was bothering him.


“Ok, out with it,” I cornered him.


“Heh? Neh…. Ume-chan, what are you talking about?” Ian blinked his amber eyes, innocent.
“You have been acting weird this few days… First, you add broccoli in your coffee and then you nearly got killed because you mistaken Hina-chan with Rin- chan which is very strange because their appearance are two worlds apart, and after that, you ruined my twenty thousand dollars microwave by putting a fork to it and just apologizing that you were “just” careless. Do you know you have nearly burnt my whole kitchen down and one quarter of it is already gone!?!” I fixed him with a tantalizing glare; all flared up about my kitchen.


Ian gulped.


“Out with it……now…” cold voice.


So Ian told me his feelings.


“Ume-chan, I think I am in love,” Ian blushed.


“Really? With who?”


“Rin-chan”


[My thoughts, words in italics]

What?!? You are in love with her?!?


“I mean she is beautiful…”


Yup, beautiful alright… Horse teeth, bug eyes and big mouth, I am pretty sure she can turn any boy’s heart.


“And she is so sweet…”


Have you taste a crab apple? Because that is what her sweetness taste like…


“Do you see her skin? It’s smooth and soft…”


Hmmm… Soft huh? Do the muscles count? I could have sworn they are rock hard…


“And she is so innocent…”


Keh…I bet he hadn’t seen the stuff she keeps under the pillow, condoms are just not what we call innocent…


“Neh… Ume-chan, she is your friend right? I heard you mention this to me before…”


I think you heard wrongly, I said FIEND, not FRIEND!


“Anyway, can you introduce me to her, Ume-chan? Pleasssse?” Ian eyes twinkled.


“Um… Ian-chan, I don’t think this is a good idea?” I backed away slowly.


“PLEEEASE!!” Ian eyes were twinkling with tears and his lips were quivering.


“This is going to be a long day,” I thought as Ian dragged me kicking and screaming into the canteen.


“NOOOOoooooo”